AFTER near minutes of vigorous searching in the bushes for his prized lock blade knife, this vigilant soul finally recovers what he thought was lost forever.
When casually looked at by bystanders, the wigger had this to say about his harrowing experience:
"Well goddamn, I thought I lost my ninety-dollar knife!"
The wigger's comment was met with awkward nods of approval as well as a few annoyed glances.
We here at the wigger blog wish you luck in your efforts to show your knife off to make you look more "street" in the future, brave wigger, and hope that you will never have to experience something so traumatic as this again. Godspeed.
