SILVER SPOON WIGGER
This wigger is just fed up with his parents and can’t believe that his third car is going to only be a BMW 3-series. It is extremely likely that this wigger has never seen a black person in real life, and if they have, it frightened them very much. This wigger is an unfortunate cross between a popped-collar bro and some “urban culture,” frequently resulting in a New Era flat brim and expensive custom Nikes with their name on them. Can be seen in any car worth more than $40,000 that his parents bought for him listening to 50 Cent VERY LOUDLY.
Places to keep an eye out in the area: Potomac, Bethesda (especially around movie theaters and malls)
REDNECK/WIGGER HYBRID
Oh, what a sad, confused life this type of wigger leads. This sorry sap is caught in the crossfire of two cultures destined to clash forever. The dark abyss at which black culture meets tobacco-chewing racists is the redneck/wigger hybrid. This wigger can be found fishing, hunting, wearing a wife-beater and listening to Three Six Mafia on his porch with a six-pack of Bud. It would not be surprising if you saw a confederate flag somewhere around this wigger, because you must remember, he is confused. Also, a dead giveaway of a hybrid wigger is a ridiculously overdone crucifix tattoo that was probably applied to his hide in the backyard. If seen in public, the redneck/wigger hybrid is loud, arrogant and frailbodied. His taste in women is truly unique: he parties with girls 6 years younger than him, fantasizes about black women (but never comes into contact with them), and ends up marrying his cousin. The disorder that this wigger has that causes him to act in this erratic fashion should be added to the DSM-IV.
Places in the area you are most likely to see a redneck/wigger hybrid: Anywhere north of Laytonsville, and everywhere that there are car repair shops or country concerts with underage girls
